Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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