I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Shame - the story of my life.
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