He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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