yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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