my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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