we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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