You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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