So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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