let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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