Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Someone shattered a urinal.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Randomize
