road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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