Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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