I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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