Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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