dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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