We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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