ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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