It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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