yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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