Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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