If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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