For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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