I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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