i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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