The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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