3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
