You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
