Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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