what day is it and did you see me today?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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