I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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