i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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