Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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