I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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