I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm having to shit out rocks
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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