People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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