I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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