You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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