Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
whose ass print is on the piano?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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