watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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