And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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