No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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