No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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