I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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