sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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