Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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