I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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