so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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