so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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