Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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