I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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