i just made my gag reflex go away.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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