i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
