another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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