i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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